Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrana

Tomorrow I'm off for a weekend to the land of milk and honey...Poughkeepsie.

My good friend Jeffrey is attending culinary school and has a bachelor pad in Hyde Park, so me and fellow rapscallion Chris Tavernese (Tvaz) are going to pay him a visit. For those that don't know, Jeff used to go to Cortland, but he decided to chase the culinary dream. He was already a great cook, so I'm sure he's killing it in school.

Tvaz is coming from Strong Island, and I'm driving down from my house. It's going to be like watching a hurricane close in on a tiny tropical island from both sides. Except instead of gale force winds and rain, Hyde Park will be experiencing record amounts of mischief and public indecency.

God help us all.